Yellow, my name is Rozzie. And by 'yellow', I don't mean 'hello'. I mean the color, yellow.

I like things (you, mostly), and sometimes (a lot of the time), I liveblog the Muppets soundtrack.


Formerly known as dj-supersoak. But I like rhyming and I like Seth Meyers. Don't sass me, hat.

Aboutzzz 

(insert break to stop and focus on the picture so you know who your next love interest is before you begin reading)

Hello! Shalom! My name is Rozzie. I am a fan of the letter ‘z’. I live in Oakland (I prefer to call it Oak-dizzy), CA. When I was in fifth grade, I was president of Joaquin Miller Elementary School’s student body. Actually, that’s a lie. I lost the election.

I very much love comedy, like in a ‘I’d like to buy you a drink and then take you home and make sweet love to you all night’ kind of way. NBC has an inexplicable control over my soul. It doesn’t want me to live my life. It wants me to sit at home on Netflix all day watching all of its wonderful human beings beat the crap out of my heart. There is a link on zee blog that will take you to these people (not literally, sorry if I gave you that impression. It’s just a bunch of posts with them being wonderful), and I need to stop talking about them now because my soul has just informed me it’s going to jump off the Brooklyn bridge.

The 20 inch stuffed Kermit the Frog that is positioned at the end of my bed has just told me (if only he’d actually talk to me) to warn you that I have an undying love for The Muppets. Any text post in all caps will likely be a lyric from ‘Life’s a Happy Song’.

As a preschooler, my goal in life was to turn seven years old. I now strive to be Tina Fey. So, without further ado, I bid you a goodnight, and a pleasant tomorrow.

“Follow Rozzie on Twitter at at sign rozziehizzo! Hashtag rozzie’s dad,” says my internet illiterate father.