

I’m sick of rap songs telling me what to do… “Bend over! Slap your ass, girl! Drop it like it’s hot!” Yeah, I’m gonna write a song back and be like, “Boooooy, brush your teeth! Yeah boy. Bump that jacket off your back. I’m fucking cold as shit.”
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Drop the microphone, get out of that bitch - NBC Thursday
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“I have a crazy laugh. It’s like really loud… I like to laugh at and with people”
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AMY: Hi, I’m Amy!
MATT: I’m Matt Besser! This is the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre where…
AMY: Yes! You can check out improv. *laughs* You can check out improv at UCBComedy (x)
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Notable Sketches From Kristen’s Last Season (x)
Episode 2 | Host: Melissa McCarthyOpening Monologue
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