Yellow, my name is Rozzie. And by 'yellow', I don't mean 'hello'. I mean the color, yellow.

I like things (you, mostly), and sometimes (a lot of the time), I liveblog the Muppets soundtrack.


Formerly known as dj-supersoak. But I like rhyming and I like Seth Meyers. Don't sass me, hat.

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JERRY WHY DON’T YOU PUT THAT MURINAL IN THE MEN’S ROOM SO PEOPLE CAN MURINATE ALL OVER IT

I MISS MARK

JERRY DIDN’T KNOW HE WAS ADOPTED

those were some good ass push-ups man

some 90 fucking degree angles up in there

mmmmm hey

full disclosure matthew morrison is really bad at crying

THE FUCK IS GOING ON

the fuck since when is tina a junior?!?!

omg seth shut up i can hear you giggling

There should be a “Really!?! With Seth and Amy” segment about the fact that “Really!?” tonight was not “-with Seth and Amy”

• me during usher's entire performance: OH SHIT LOOK THE MIC STAND IS STILL SPINNING!!!

omg tom is jewish TOM IS JEWISH

MARC KUDISCH ON THIS SMASH!

BAHAHAHAHAH CALL YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHY WOULD I HAVE EXPECTED ANYTHING ELSE HAHAHAHAHA

WOOOOW DEV YOU ARE REALLY STUPID

oh my god christian borle don’t you snuggle up with that blanket you are so adorbz get out of here please stop now