Okay so the best part of the Muppets commentary was how there was this running gag about “International Film Magazine” which was like a fake film magazine thing from the future, and when Man or Muppet started, they joked about how International Film Magazine said it was Academy Award-Winning.
BUT IT ACTUALLY DID HAPPEN

GUYS I AM ACTUALLY FLIPPING OUT SO HARD RIGHT NOW
MY MUPPETS DVD JUST CAME IN THE MAIL.

yeah you better ship soon
Amazon said my Muppets order hasn’t shipped yet and it’s supposed to come on Tuesday SHOULD I BE WORRIED
MUPPETS DVD IN ONE WEEK NOT A BIG DEAL OR ANYTHING NO NOT AT ALL
okay so I was really enjoying that picture of Jimmy and Elmo and then I read this one comment thing which ended with, “as if the Muppet was real”
and now i’m really frustrated
OBVIOUSLY ELMO IS REAL
HE IS RIGHT THERE NEXT TO JIMMY
YOU CAN SEE HIM!
God, it’s not like the Muppets are animated creatures that only come to life on TV screens on Saturday mornings, they are very clearly REAL things! Why is this so hard for people to get?!
i’ve just been like really on edge because the muppets dvd comes out in three weeks
I don’t think I’m ever gonna get over Bret Mckenzie not thanking Jason.
THE MUPPETS HAVE AN OSCAR
and other Academy Awards feelings by Rozzie:
- this opening is funny but these graphics suck
- yay for billy crystal singing! (did i miss the extremely loud and incredibly close part?)
- hot damn hugo is totally gonna get all the technical awards
- yay artist costumes!!!
- OCTAVIA! if it was anyone else i would have been mad that melissa didn’t win
- i’m glad tgwtdt is getting something
so that all the crazy david fincher fans over here will shut up about how flawless everything in that movie is and how it’s snubbed for everything
- hugo
- hugo
- hugo
- jonah hill is so adrobz
- YAY CHRISTOPHER PLUMMER
- lol he’s honored to be in jonah hill’s presence YOU’RE CAPTAIN VON TRAPP HE SHOULD BE HONORED TO BE IN YOUR PRESENCE
- Heyyyyyyy all those best in show people!!!!!
- THAT BIT WAS PERFECT
- yay artist for score!!!!!!
- OH SHIT THEY JUST DID SCORE THAT MEANS THEY’RE DOING SONG NEXT
- OH SHIT
- (this is when i crouched in the corner and almost had a heart attack)
- MUPPETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- I AM GOING TO CRY
- BRET YOU’RE ADORABLE!
- JASON!!!!!!!!!!
- OMG JASON BBY NO DON’T CRY
- I AM GOING TO CRY
- WAIT WHAT THE FUCK BRET YOU ASSHOLE HOW DID YOU NOT THANK JASON WHAT THE FUCK
- it’s gucci though i love you
- Dean Pelton has an Oscar!!!! #craycray
- so i guess moneyball is not getting an oscar tonight
- yay woody! i wasn’t expecting kristen to win, but it would have been so great
- OH MY BEAUTIFUL LOVELY BRIDESMAIDS LADIES
- SCORSESSE (sp?)
- Michel!!!!!! THINGS ARE LOOKING GOOD YALL
- omg they haven’t even done the award yet and you’re already crying JEAN STOP THIS
- JEAN DUJARDIN I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!!!!
- YAYAYAYAY
- I AM GOING TO CRY
- colin firth you precious baby koala
- mamma mia omg
- MERYL!!!!
- SO GREAT OMG I AM SOBBING
- CLASS ACT/WONDERFUL HUMAN BEING MERYL STREEP
- this montage is wonderful
- THE ARTIST
- JEAN
- MICHEL
- UGGIEEEEE
- I AM GOING TO CRY
- THIS WAS SUCH A GREAT SHOW
- THE MUPPETS HAVE AN OSCAR!!!!!